Her er noen Petter Solberg gullkorn:

- "I had bad pigs in my dekk"

- "I had a stop in the start"

- "but but, it isn't only only you know"

- "The rat is loose"

- "It wåss so møch dog on the window"

- "When i keim around the corner, it all went to Hælvette"

- ''I came with a great fart and dishappered as a prikk in the sky''

- "i drived and then it was a sving and a sving til så a stein and pang i drived rett in the juletre"

- "he is my wife in the car ehh....no sex"

- "It's not only only, but but "

- "It's not the fart that kills you, it's the smell"